If I was hot I’d probably be super slutty.
i’ve gone too deep
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Remember that time Spiderman got a billboard and then Marvel graffitied it to advertise Deadpool’s game?
I laugh every time
Fuck this baby